people who are more talented than me should at the very least have the decency not to be younger than me
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Image description: a screenshot that reads the following;
“Nobody:
Girls that bullied goth kids in high school:”
Attached images are of Taylor Swift, a white woman with sunglasses, blonde hair, a black tank top reading “this is my fight song”, and green shorts. She is wearing a leather bondage harness. It is backwards.
my favorite genre of humor is alt text being just completely factual and somehow reading the image for filth
Odd comic panels: Kingpin's weird dog and Wolverine's really excitable beers.
Zoom on the crop in the second image doesn't help it at all.
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The fucking audacity of capitalists to lie on camera right in front of evidence of their failure is blood boiling. How the fuck do they not get the shit kicked out of them daily is fucking amazing.
Video ID: some sort of press conference taking place in an airport with an offscreen reporter and a woman being interviewed onscreen. There is a black band across the top with the caption "Cameraman sacrificed their job for this"
(offscreen interviewer) "Just a final question here--is there any sort of work being done with the airlines in order to get flights actually on time or not delayed as much, just curious if there's any work happening there?"
(woman onscreen) "Yes--so we've seen almost a doubling in improvement in on-time performance since last year--"
(camera pans up to show that out of roughly 24 flights listed on the board, 6 are on time, 4 are cancelled, and the remainder are delayed. The camera continues to zoom in on the board as the video continues.)
(woman onscreen) "--that is a reflection of all the work that we've done across the ecosystem together with our partner airlines, with agencies, reducing processing time, reducing wait times, and fine-tuning operations with our air carrier partners, and we see the great results that have come from that."
/end ID.